Pop-Pop

Here is something that Big Popcorn doesn't want you to know. All you need to make perfect microwave popcorn is, not surprisingly, popcorn, and a brown paper bag (preferably the size just larger than a traditional lunch sack, but the smaller brown paper bag will work just fine). To do this, simply pour 1/3 cup popcorn into the bag (1/4 cup if you're using the smaller-sized bag), fold the top of the bag down 2 or 3 times, and cook on high for 2-2:30 minutes in the microwave (cook time will vary depending on microwave wattage). Pour into a bowl, add butter and popcorn salt, and enjoy that money you saved by not buying Con-Agra products by washing it down with a beer.

George Michael: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
Michael: What? The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.