Getting Mugged for Chicken

So a friend of mine has this story. His friend is in Brooklyn and it's 2am. He's raging on a sack of chicken nuggets from a 24 hour chicken and fish place. He's approached by a smallish black man in black hoodie. It goes down like this...all being shouted through the mugger's full, gold grill.

Black Man - Gimme all yo money!

Nuggets - What? no....ah...hmm...I don't have any. Only nuggets.

(A long pause as the mugger weighs his options)

Black Man - Gimme all yo chicken nuggets!

Nuggets - Umm, ok. Here you go.

(Another long pause as the mugger observes his rewards)

Black Man - Gimme yo hot sauce.

Nuggets - Wait? What? No.....huh?

(Mugger proceeds to run away)

This is a true story. Confirmed by a third party.

Not a great way to bring back the Tip Jar, but hell...I'm unemployed.